March 27, 2013

26 - Darius the Achaemenid

King Darius says: By the grace of Ahura Mazda, I am of such a sort (that) I am a friend of the right - of wrong I am not a friend. It is not my wish that the weak should have harm done him by the strong, nor is it my wish that the strong should have harm done him by the weak. The right, that is my desire. To the man who is a follower of the lie I am no friend. I am not hot-tempered. What things develop in my anger I hold firmly under control by my thinking power. I am firmly ruling over my own impulses.
- Tomb of Darius at Naqsh-e-Rustam
I miss the days when to be a great ruler you also had to have a great beard. This new beardless future is a bleak one!
(source: Darius The Great from Civilization 5)

Don't look at this episode as our last one with the Persians, look at it as a first for the show where we pause in covering one civilization to go back and catch up with another! But before that happens we've got a lot to talk about with Darius, who takes the silver medal for "Most hated Persian king by the Greeks" (gold medal goes to his son of course!)

Incidentally I'm still on the hunt for some podsafe ancient Greek or something similar to that music. I might be biting the bullet soon and paying for a magnatune subscription, which will actually pay off down the road, but it's also nice to feature other artists!

Anyway, I'll figure it all out. Not to worry!

MP3 Download

Music Credits
http://persia.org/audio.html
Artist unknown! It's the one called avayeh2.wav

Resources
Nice essay on Persian army tactics
Eastern extent of Darius' empire
An example of a gold daric
An amazing list of Darius resources, plus other Persian stuff!
Seal of Darius (that lion took an arrow to the face!)

March 16, 2013

Happy 25 Episodes!

Can you believe it's been 25 episodes since August? I've recorded almost eleven hours worth of podcast history and I have no intention of slowing down. It's been so much fun making the show and finding my voice in it. Maybe one day I'll go back and rerecord some of the earlier episodes, but I might just leave them there as a reminder of what it used to be. We still have fun, right? Just with a lot fewer sound effects...

Ok, so every now and then I check the iTunes comments just to see what people are saying about the show. If you don't like it, well I can't really help you on that! But a concern/criticism I tend to see a lot of, is that the show is fixated on the near east, and yes, if you just look at the playlist so far, this podcast has only covered that area of history. Except you've got to trust in my vision for the show! In the first episode I outlined how I plan on taking things - a linear story of mankind's history. We start at the beginning and work our way to modern times. Along the way we will get to every major chunk of human history and hopefully many detours as well. That's the goal! But consider the difference and limitations between a history book and a history podcast. With a book the author has the freedom to move around from topic to topic and still keep it all very organized. The superb author Susan Wise Bauer does this, and she's fantastic at it! For a purely audio learning experience, however, it can become very disorienting spending one episode in Persia, and the next in Mexico, and the next in Britain...all those names to remember...all those dates...oh god I'm having flashbacks to my history courses now...

My point is that this podcast is supposed to be a history podcast for those who didn't like history, or found it too confusing. That's not to say I'm skimping on the educational content here, but I believe the story is best accomplished by sticking to one subject at a time. I know some of my listeners might be frustrated with the pace or the topic we're covering but I do believe this is the best way to do it.

.......alright, if this will help a bit, and I don't want to reveal much more than this BUT here is the shortened near term plan of the show. Just to show all my doubters out there that there is a plan!

Persia ---> Greece ---> Wars ---> Greece x2 ---> Macedonia ---> India ---> Diadochi ---> and I was thinking of starting Rome at that point but I'm now leaning towards China.

And for the future!

*** Mesoamerica will be covered when the Old World makes contact (better for flow)

*** Subsaharan Africa will be touched on probably closer to the Middle Ages...likewise I'll be covering the Kingdom of Axum and Ethiopian history too!

*** I'm trying to see about including some Korean history!

I hope this helps clear up some things! Thank you to all my supporters and listeners for sharing this podcast with the world! You have all helped make this bigger than I ever expected, and I am so sincerely grateful for your help. If you ever have a question about the show or want to talk history, I can always be reached on my email address. I may not be able to get to you right away but I promise - I will respond!


25 - Prophets and Kings

As the holy one I recognized thee, Ahura Mazda, when Good Thought came to me and asked: "Who art thou? To whom dost thou belong? By what signs wilt thou appoint the days for questioning about thy possessions and thyself?"
I said to him: "To the first question, Zarathustra am I, a true foe to the Liar, to the utmost of my power, but a powerful support would I be to the Righteous, that I may attain the future things of the infinite Dominion, according as I praise and sing thee, o Mazda."
Ushtavaiti Gatha 43:7-8
The picture will make more sense when you listen to the episode...hopefully.
(source: icanhascheezburger.com by way of weruletheinternet.com)

I try not to use vague titles for my episodes because I want you to know exactly what you're in for when you listen to it, but Zarathustra and Cambyses just doesn't sound as cool as Prophets and Kings! Whatever, we'll all get through this somehow. Anyway, yes I know you've been staring at that tank cat for a while now and you're really interested to how it ties into the episode. Well why are you still reading this? Get downloading!

Also I apologize if I sound a bit stuffy in this episode. I'm coming off a head cold that knocked me off my feet this week. It was either delay the episode or be a trooper and do it. So I did! And honestly, it doesn't sound bad. Really. Trust me.


MP3 Download

Music Credits

http://persia.org/audio.html
Artist unknown! It's the sample called mojdeh2.wav

Resources
BBC Video and Robert Winston present: The Story of God (this part's all about Zoroastrianism)
Journeys to the ends of the Earth with David Adams: People of the Flame (I really liked this for the scenery and destinations he visits, but there's actually little on the Zoroastrians! Still, it's beautiful to watch!)
The whole Avesta, in three languages, plus many more Zoroastrian texts. What a fantastic resource!

King Cambyses at the Siege of Pelusium - Paul Marie Lenoir (mrrroowww!)
Have archaeologists found the remains of Cambyses' lost army?
The Inscription of Wedjahorresne (Udjahorresne)

Maps:
Balkh - the ancient city where Zarathustra supposedly died.
Pelusium today!
The Siwa Oasis - water and life is yours...if you can claim it before the desert claims you.

March 7, 2013

24 - Cyrus the Great

"O man, whoever you are and wherever you come from, for I know you will come, I am Cyrus who won the Persians their empire. Do not therefore begrudge me this bit of earth that covers my bones."
Epitaph of Cyrus from Plutarch's: The Life of Alexander
In this recently uncovered 4th century pixel art, we see a young prince Cyrus battling his grandfather Astyages for control of the kingdom. Gosh, things were so lifelike back then!
(source: Prince of Persia THE ORIGINAL OF COURSE)

We're mooooving right along with our next exciting chapter of podcast history! As we take a look at Cyrus' great life (see what I did there) you'll be sure to notice a theme in his birth - very similar to other kings like Oedipus and Romulus. Not that Cyrus is legendary mind you, but when the details of your birth are a bit of a mystery, you get to spread some pretty cool rumors and get away with it!


MP3 Download

Music Credits
http://persia.org/audio.html
Artist unknown! All I know it's a sample called KCD104.wav but it sounds like it came from a record. I hate using copyright risky music, but I love this sound so much!

Resources:
The four great empires post-Assyria
So you want to learn Old Persian? Harvard's got just what you need!
Myson Amphora - depicting Croesus about to be immolated
Great essay on Lydian coinage with a fantastically clear photo of an early Lydian gold coin.
Ooo neat Cyrus woodcuts!
The Cyrus Cylinder - a nice article from the Iran Chamber Society

~~~ The Cyrus Cylinder is coming to the US for 2013! ~~~

Cyrus' tomb: still standing today!
Engineering an Empire : The Persians (one of the BEST History Channel shows ever)

Queen Tomyris (Tahm-Rayish)
A very popular motif in art! Although I think her status as warlord is lessened a bit when she's made to wear an oversized poofy medieval dress.
Andrea del Castagno
Head of Cyrus Brought to Queen Tomyris - Peter Paul Rubens
The Revenge of Tomyris - Michiel Coxcie ($78,000? A steal!)
Tomyris - Alexander Zick (yeah! on the battlefield!)
Tomyris Medieval Woodcut (Johannes Zainer?) totally anachronistic but love it!
HyperSmash